If I had to choose which superhero I could have my way with, it would be Batman, government name Bruce Wayne. Wolverine and Superman don’t worry; you guys are still on my radar, wink wink!
The funny thing is, Batman is considered a superhero but he has no super powers unless you consider the ability to cripple a woman’s mental capacity solely with his dripping erotic sexuality.Don’t believe me? I challenge you to find a villainess that hasn’t felt an attraction for Batman. These hussies are a few that have felt the Batman effect: Cat woman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn and Talia al Ghul. The fact that they might have tried to kill Batman at some point is beside the point.
What makes Batman so hot to me is that he’s a real man in a fake fantasy kind of way. He was not born on another planet, genetically engineered or mutated from radioactive waste; sidebar-TMNT
(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) are and will forever be the most awesome thing that came out of the 80’s- oh and me.
I think Batman is the perfect man for many reasons, one, he’s rich-filthy rich. I’m no gold digger but I’ve been trying my hardest but seriously women want to know their man can provide for them, like food, shelter, diamond encrusted toilets. Plus no one’s beating Batman in a drag race, have you seen his ride a.k.a Bat mobile
? It’s got an engine that’s more powerful than turbine jet engines and it can fly!
Bruce, yes we are on first name basis, is such a gentlemen when he sneaks outs. There will always be flowers or a gift the morning after he disappears. Bruce has great taste or rather wing man/butler Alfred. Regardless who delivers the presents, Bruce always makes sure his lady friends are well taken care of. My love affair with Batman began when I started to watch the Batman movies like Batman Returns, yes Val Kilmer and Michael Keaton changed my life.
And he can take care of me anytime… na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, I love you Batman! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, call me Batman! So if you haven’t heard the next the best thing to Batman calling me has happened! Find out what it is in my next post!